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Wisms – The List
- I’ll have to keep my finger on the ball
- As intimidated in my email
- You ain’t nothing but a ground dog
- I’m waiting for them to come off the pot
- We’re treading on sticky water
- ….ice cream, strawberry or manila ?
- My life is my lobster
- Its like a Chinese. Southern Fried Chicken and Chips
- You nearly shit me then
- The price has gone through the window
- It’s ‘S’ for sugar and ‘T’ for tea
- There’s some good offers at the moment. You can get a one way ticket for £89 return
- I don’t have time to think outside the square
- It’s etch, for elfy
- Come over or I’ll be on my tits
- …. Two reasons. A we need copies….and A………….
- I had a puncture in my front rear tyre
- He sent him a signed autograph
- I get called every name under the rainbow
- He’s throwing his rattle out of the cage
- I don’t want to start World War Six
- He’s not the brightest tool in the box
- Surely it’s beyond the wit of man
- Two teas and a cup of tea please
- Tomorrow’s weather. Showers with sunny interviews
- They want to air it after the water schedule time
- Do you like the band Godzillas ?
- I’ll have two if you’ve got one
- I’ll be like a whippet up a drainpipe
- It will give us a good feel factor
- If she tells them to do something , they ask how high
- ‘A few weeks’ being the optimum word
- I haven’t got a monkey’s clue
- We’ll have to cut through the chaff
- They’re nipping Marketing’s wings
- My money’s going in this hand, and in that hand
- Then you’ve got a leg to stand on
- He had 8 kids…………….it’s like the 10 disciples
- It’s 001, like James bond
- Do nothing until all the dots and t’s are crossed
- He knows every swear language in the world
- In cricket, if it’s a draw then the emperor decides
- ‘X’….for Christmas
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