Wisms – The List

  • Happy New Christmas
  • Where is 71?….It’s between 70 and 69
  • A bit of fresh air never helped anyone
  • Never mind sexual fantasies, doing it in the masonry position would be fine
  • What M4 do you have to go on?
  • I have a tooth craving
  • I could be pulling your bluff
  • He’s not the full 2 pence
  • There’s madness in the way I’m thinking
  • While I think on top of my head
  • Last and foremost
  • No, I’ll recline thank you
  • As a ball park figure, completely opposite
  • Then the penny twigged
  • I don’t like cheese cold but I like my chicken frigid
  • I don’t beat the bush around
  • I’m going through it with a fine toothbrush
  • Shut your dog arse and pick this parcel up
  • I could see you out of the corner of my ear
  • Tesco are doing new flavor tuna. One of them is Coronation Chicken
  • While the mice are away
  • I’m going to have to evict that from you
  • That bloke in The Matrix……Kanano Reeves
  • We were called ‘Harmony 5’ we were a barbeque quartet
  • The chicken tikka blew my throat off
  • Make haste not war
  • You’ve got two hopes. Bob and none
  • I was spitting teeth
  • What did Kojak say ? ‘What’s up Doc?’
  • If you could fid a way to live without money you’d earn a fortune
  • When I was a kid I had an ActionMan. I was sucking his helmet and my lips swelled up
  • We’re all in the same pot
  • That Led Zep song ‘Staircase to Heaven’
  • Half an hour on the transit tester stimulates anywhere in the world
  • I think we’ve killed this one to death
  • I was banging on my old soap drum
  • Leo Sayer ? Didn’t he sing ‘Save your money for me, Save all your money for me’ ?
  • However, reality didn’t prove itself
  • I’ve got a long ….er string, but even I became impatient
  • You can wrap me around your thumb
  • She’s not the brightest spark on the Christmas tree
  • It will have the same constituency as the Andrew Collinge shampoo
  • It’s just another false herring
  • Was it your sister’s brother?
  • I’ll have to default it until next week
  • We have to keep up to breast with it
  • It’s having the desired trick
  • Snow White and the Red Dwarves
  • I’m the captain of the ship not the coal face
  • No, I haven’t heard a dickie bow


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