Wisms – The List

  • My Dentist is a real… er..what’s the word…Dracula
  • Can you answer yes or no. Is the presentation today or tomorrow ?
  • Hob nobbin with the bosses ? You’ll be having a golden shower next
  • They were triplets, there was three of them
  • I was cleaning my car and I caught my back leg in the seat belt
  • I hope this is as clear as mud
  • I don’t chew my food. I just divulge it
  • You two were just pissing your sides
  • It’s Gary. Gary with an ‘H’
  • That went down like a storm in a tea cup
  • For Euros I’m working on 64p to the pound
  • They’re just gigalo-ing us around
  • It’s a miscommunication or lack of it
  • I was trying to short circumvent it
  • The parcels are over there. Just have a Ralphage
  • Hi Angie it’s Stuart from Aurora……….Oh twat !……No not you
  • I was going to say they don’t add up, but I was taking away
  • Dig up a chair
  • I’ll tell you something that you may not know, and something that you may not know
  • I thought I’ll kill it while it was dead
  • Having fits and bursts
  • That’s my job in a tea cup
  • I had a fish but it kept dying on me
  • I think I’m speaking out loud here
  • Under hair arm
  • You will have to hold your thumbs up because we’re after blood
  • I thought I’d do an email just to be contagious
  • That’s a whole new meaning to ‘working in a shoe’
  • I had my mouth in my finger
  • I think we have just exasperated the problems
  • I’ve got to be good tonight cos last Friday I couldn’t say cheese
  • It’s like looking for Lord Luton
  • Do you know what we are doing in the near future in the long run
  • I’m not saying that I’m smoothy clean
  • You can argue til you’re black and blue
  • It’s like moss rolling downhill
  • I’m not doing a nicey sidey step
  • He has one of those 3 dimensional PCs
  • The first twice it went through it was fine
  • Let me help you look because two eyes are better than one
  • If it wasn’t reality I could’ve sworn it was fiction
  • They were very secretive, very horse and dagger
  • She had legs going right up to her ankles
  • Think of the thickest person you know, and then double it by 10
  • Has anybody got the wrong time ?
  • Lining all our dogs in a row
  • I haven’t seen hide nor tail of him
  • Some of you may know and some of you may don’t
  • Wae’aye the noo
  • The lights are on but there’s nobody in the house


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