Wisms – The List

• It’s the icing on the biscuit
• Lily Savage ? She’s a bit near the cuff
• He really got my tits going
• You don’t have a dog and wag your tail
• The quantities are piddly poor
• It’s my neck in the frame
• A problem halved is a problem shared
• A right pain in the thorn
• I suggested a mail drop. This always sparks my eyes
• It’s the chicken wagging the dog
• Tony sold us a poof
• We are in dire shit
• They must take me for a real dim bot
• Alan has got his captain’s ship on
• Any QA Manager worth his weight in salt
• We’ll have to jump through summersaults
• Get your fruit and two veg out
• You know me Rod, I don’t jump at straws
• I’ll have one eye on the radio
• If you lace my palms with silver
• Why are we always caught between a devil and a hard place ?
• We spent £15,000 and its just sitting there doing dust
• Yes I’m late but that’s part of the course
• John and I had a tete a tite
• I’m prepared to put my liver and onions on it
• My New Year’s Resolution is to give up fucking……….I mean swearing
• I’m a bit of a back seat passenger
• At 12.30 on the dot …ish
• No that’s not no
• It’s just a pie in the ocean
• White is a vaginal colour
• Sharon’s having the short end of the stick at the moment
• If he doesn’t pull his finger off..
• …but if this proves unreproductive then….
• My enthusiasm is starting to Duane
• Choke the Bishop. Try again….
• Bang the Butler
• The issue was that there is no issue
• I got out of bed the wrong day
• He argued this toss
• He went at it like it was tomorrow
• They’ve eaten the biscuit
• If push came to shuff
• The Doctor said I was a medical misnomer
• People shouldn’t throw stones at greenhouses
• Have you got a sec a minute ?
• Let’s look at it with a fresh point of eyes
• You’ll go blind writing so close to the paper
• We missed the mark by a long short
• Shut your fuck up

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